How will you spend your Sunday?
Yeh, I know. There’s a “super” bowl on.
I know all about your Patriots and your Seahawks. And, your Marshawn Lynch. And, your “Deflategate.” I learned all about it on Saturday Night Live last night. I know about these things.
Today’s Super Bowl will take up hours and hours and hours of airtime. Yet, if you add up the actual football action? Eleven minutes.
Between the Budweiser commercials, the broadcasters jabbering, and Katy Perry, there will be 11 minutes of actual football … 67 minutes of football players just standing around … 17 minutes of replays … and more than an hour of beer and truck commercials. (And, probably a concussion or two.)
SportsGrid broke it down in this easy-to-follow pie chart:
Fun Fact: The average baseball game? 18 minutes of action. That’s 67 percent MORE baseball, people.
I gave up on football a few years back with the ugly revelations of the game’s concussion crisis and the National Football League’s irresponsible inaction.
So, I won’t be spending my 11 minutes watching football tonight.
And, just maybe, you won’t be either. So, here are some things we can do with the 11 minutes we just freed up!
** Make Chocolate Chip Cookies for the nice fella who fixed the coat rack in your Yoga studio. (Or, for any nice person you know.)
Bake for just 11 minutes in a 350 oven.
** Do Yoga.
If you’re in the groove, you’ll squeeze 11 rounds of Sun Salutations into your 11 minutes. (Cat preferred, but always optional.)
** Listen to Bob Dylan’s “Desolation Row”.
Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood
With his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago
With his friend, a jealous monk
When you’re done, you can tell me what the hell he’s singing about for 11 minutes. But, it’s a good song, even if I don’t get it.
** Read War & Peace.
** Read a CHAPTER of War & Peace.
Just 300 pages left.
** Break in your new baseball glove before heading to Spring Training.
But, if you’re going to microwave it, heed the advice of former Twin-Angel-Tiger and current Twin (again) Torii Hunter who warns you that if you nuke it for more than a minute it will start to cook. He also recommends softening it up in your hot tub first. After nuking, give it some good smacks with your baseball bat.
Just 18 days ‘til Pitchers and Catchers report. So let’s get those gloves in the hot tub, Birdland!