I love April Fool’s Day.  It’s one of my favorite holidays.  (One year, when I worked in an office, I took every piece of furniture in a colleague’s space and hid them, leaving her phone and the papers from her desk on the floor. It was awesome.)

The Internet has ruined the day. No, Trader Joe’s is not closing. No, they’re not tearing down Fenway. Stop wasting my time, people. Not everyone can execute the perfect prank.

Mike Trout can. Thank you Mike for restoring my faith in this holiday.