The scratching in the attic has quieted down.
Last count in Editor/Husband’s trapping project: Bears, Raccoons & Squirrels – 0. Mousies – 6.*
* As in many sporting statistics, context is important and there’s often an asterisk: Editor/Husband has trapped either six individual mousies, or one single mouse over and over. Or, some variation of that. I suggested id’ing the mouse by marking its head with a Sharpie pen before releasing it outside. Editor/Husband is going with the less precise, “This one looks a bit smaller than the last one” method. As usual, my method would be complicated, but far more definitive.
This is what six mice in the attic sound like when accompanied by a stand-up bass. (Fun Fact: mice cannot play stand up stand-up basses, because they are too small.)
I don’t feel too bad putting a mouse outside when the weather is nice. They have their little fur coats after all. Our cats really don’t care one way or another.
(And, yes, we only use live traps. We’re not murderers.)
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This conversation really took place on Christmas morning.
Editor/Husband hands me a gift bag. I look inside.
Me: It’s an orange.
E/H: It’s a Christmas tradition.
Me: That’s nice. (Reaches in and takes orange.) This orange is cold. (Pause) Did you get this out of the fridge? (Pause) Is this the orange I bought at the grocery store on Sunday?
E/H: It’s a Christmas tradition.
Christmas tradition.
Here’s the other gift Editor/Husband gave me.
It is 855 pages and weighs nearly three pounds … which is about the same weight as 88 house mice.
(I am on page 98.)
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While Editor/Husband continues to de-mousify the attic, I’m cleaning things up as well, by going through a few folders filled with this year’s baseball photos.
And, I keep coming back to this little scrum of photos that I took at the indoor batting cage at the University of Virginia.
They make me smile. Because, they are in focus.
All you really need is just one baseball …
And, just one bat …
(Wooden preferred …)
And, a little pine tar if you can spare it …
Maybe a few extra baseballs in case the first one gets hit into the woods …
(And, now I’ve cleaned out my baseball attic … for this season, anyway.)


































