Baltimore Orioles utility infielder Ryan “Flash” Flaherty, who hasn’t pitched since high school, pitches the 9th in the Orioles painful 12-2 loss to the Houston Astros on Saturday.
I’m sitting here on the porch and the cicadas are so loud in the trees I can barely hear myself type. (That would be a trite way to start except that it’s true.)
Seriously. Listen. I recorded them for you:
Cicadas are living maracas.
13,000 people have watched this YouTube video about how to draw maracas. This is what people do.
Not bragging, but I drew that.