“The Oft-Told Tale.”
Dear Baltimore Orioles,
You’ve lost three straight to the Toronto Blue Jays.
The Blue Jays … whose motto this season is “We stink, too, but nowhere near as bad as the O’s.”
I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you how awful you are. Do you?
(Not you, Adam Jones. You’re still trying. You can stop reading now. This is for everybody else …)
This may seem like uncharted territory to some of you, but really it’s not.
Look at the 1892 Orioles.
They stunk, too.