Dear Baltimore Orioles,
It’s been a while since we talked and I didn’t want it to come to this. Really, I didn’t.
But, you leave me no choice.
You see, I’ve put up with a lot from you lately. And, by lately, I mean over the past 1,183 days.
That starting point is not arbitrary. It was March 29, 2018 – Opening Day. You won that game. Good for you.
Sure, it took 11 innings. But, you won.
In the past 1,183 days since Opening Day 2018 you have played 458 games. You’ve lost 67 percent of them – 309 games.
You’ve lost games by a run, two runs, 13 runs. Like Baskin-Robbins ice cream, you offer a lot of variety in your losses.
Baseball Nut? Yes. Pink Bubblegum? Entirely unnecessary.
While I hate math, even I can see that you have lost nearly all of the games you have played since 2018.
Nearly all of them.
I have kept my mouth shut long enough. Continue reading