Dear Baltimore Orioles,
With just 11 days ’til baseball season starts — the earliest Opening Day ever — I thought I’d drop a note and say “hi.”
I see that lots has been going on in Birdland.
You’ve set up a new program to let kids attend Orioles games for free through the 2018 season. You’re expanding play areas at the park and creating new menu options especially for kids. Awesome!
Since I last wrote, you’ve picked up a couple of starting pitchers.
Good for you.
Welcome back, Chris Tillman and your 7.34 ERA.
You were a broken Bird most of last season which, we’re assured, is the reason for the stinky ERA. I hope you’re feeling better because I hate when Editor/Husband yells when starters get shelled in the third inning. (Or, second. Or, first.)