They say that people get crankier as they get older.
Surely, they don’t mean me.
To be cranky is to be ill-tempered about everything. I’m not ill-tempered about everything.
I mean, look ….
Sure, the Baltimore Orioles are in last place in the AL East. But, it’s not like they’re 0-and-26. (Hi World Champion Boston Red Sox, I see you’ve won 10 games, too. Good for you!)
Last season, it took the O’s until May 10 to get to 10 wins. This is progress, people.
I love the rebuilding Orioles. I really do. Sure, I still don’t know all their names, but I love each and every one of them. Except for one. I don’t know his name but, yeh, I don’t love him.
So, I’m not cranky. Not me. But, I do need to talk to someone about a couple situations regarding baseball jerseys. You seem nice. I’m sure you’ll see my side of things.
I appreciate that baseball jerseys have numbers on them. It wasn’t until 1937 that all the major league teams adopted numbers. Before that, I bet teams would just swap players in and out indiscriminately. Who would know? They were all men, they were all the same color, they all wore caps.
Like these 1903 NY Highlanders. Don’t they all look alike to you? Continue reading