Back in April my cat, Mookie Wilson-Betts, chose the San Francisco Giants to win the World Series.
Hey! You there in the back chortling. He is a … CAT. Beyond turning his nose up this morning at the expensive food that he thought was so delicious last week that I went ahead and bought him a case … beyond that … what does he know?
I am painfully aware that if you’ve read this far you could very well have no idea who is playing in the World Series, which kicks off on Tuesday.
Pay attention … this will be on the test:
American League Champions
National League Champions
I hate to be a bandwagoneer, but I think we ought to find a team for you cheer for. I’m going to do my best to make this as painless, and as baseball-free, as possible.
Let’s get the easy stuff out of the way.
Are You From Virginia?
You probably should root for the Nats … they’re close by, sorta neighborish … and they include …
Lynchburg, Virginia-born Daniel Hudson
And, from the University of Virginia …
And, Sean Doolittle.
UNLESS … and this is important, people … you’re from the Richmond area, home of …
Three-time Cy Young Winner and Houston Astro, Justin Verlander.
Please consult a map for further direction.
Are You Warm And Fuzzy?
Which fits you better … Continue reading