I’m on to you, Sports Illustrated. You’re picking the Houston Astros over the Chicago Cubs in the World Series just to be quirky. You’re going with hipster picks – just a little off the beaten path, but still kinda making sense. Good for you.
You went quirky last season, too, picking the Cleveland Indians when everyone else was certain it was the Washington Nationals’ year.
You didn’t pick the Royals. No one did.
You all make a living knowing baseball and you still get it wrong.
That’s why, once again, I turn to my own panel of experts – those who admit they have no real knowledge of baseball – to help me pick the 2016 World Series champion.
Sure, go with the ‘Stros if you must. Or, come with my experts.
You want quirky?
Let’s settle this.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
AL East ~ Clinton picks the Red Sox
Clinton is a handyman who does lots of fix-it jobs around the building where I have my massage studio in Madison, Virginia. Last year he replaced all the aging and water-stained ceiling tiles in my studio, which may seem like a small thing to you, except when you realize that the average massage client spends a fair amount of their time looking up at the ceiling.
I’m pretty sure the entire building would fall apart without him.
Clinton was, as always, busy working when I stopped him to help me choose an AL East winner. He’s not a baseball fan, he’s all football and roots for that team from Washington.
Why the Red Sox? Clinton may not know that the Red Sox play in Boston, but he does know that his mother is a Red Sox fan, so he picked them for her. (This is especially sweet, because, if you remember last year’s experts, Andrew chose the Red Sox because they were his mother’s favorite team. Based on this anecdotal evidence, I believe that the Red Sox are the favorite team of every mom in America.)
AL Central ~ Parker picks the Detroit Tigers
I met Parker at the local grocery store where he was feeding the goats.
What? Your local grocery store doesn’t have a barnyard of goats? Well, aren’t you all fancy pants with your city-slicker Smart Water in bottles and 20 kinds of Oreos …
“I used to be a dog until I drank SmartWater.”
Parker is in first grade and plays first base and pitches for his local Little League team. When I asked him the name of his team he said he couldn’t remember, but I think he was just afraid I would show up at his game on Saturday if he told me.


















